Tekstai temoje ‘Angliški’

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For the world you are somebody, but for somebody you are the world…

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? …. When she starts with „My husband said…“

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Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? …………….. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN

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There are three girls in the sixth grade … A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ………… The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!

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Can I have your picture? ……… I save natural disasters

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Of course… If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.

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Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.

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Do you think I can live for another fourty years? … Do you drink? … No! … Do you smoke? … No! … Do you visit the whores? … No! ……. Why do you want to live another fourty years?

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There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? „Of course, why would Friday be an exception?“

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You do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!

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Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back…

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What you never want to hear while having good sex?? …………. „Honey, I am home!“

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There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: „No-Sex“!

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